Do you roll your eyes whenever someone mentions EMDR? Are you an acupuncturist, keen on bursting Western medicine’s legibility bubble? Is hypnotherapy your hobby-horse? Is ketamine your hobby-horse tranquilizer?

Well, then, throw on your Freudian Slippers, ease yourself in to your well-worn armchair, and come one, come all, to what may well be a not-inconsequential mental health showdown, given the weirdly portentous role of TPoT in these matters.

Starting off with a full tournament bracket of modalities and methods, we’ll live-vote on each matchup, allowing time prior to each matchup to debate, or sing the praises of, or relate horror stories involving, each of the modalities in question.

Soon enough, we’ll have slowly whittled our way down to the ONLY thing that TOTALLY WORKS for EVERYONE, for ALL OF TIME. Yay, blanket statements! Also, if enough people bring their emotional support animals, we can host a cage match.

(This event has proven to be wildly unpredictable in how long each iteration lasts! I’ve blocked off two hours, but this is totally a come-and-go thing! Bring lunch as well if you’d like :) )