You've been sitting at your laptop all month. Coding. Pitching. Eating dumplings. Your back hurts and your soul wants to scream.
Friday, 6PM. We fix that.
Three minutes. Teams of three. One floor. One hundred witnesses. Drop on the whistle and don't stop until time runs out. The team with the most verified reps walks away as Mushanghai's first Burpee Battle champions.
This isn't a workout. It's a reset button. A chance to remember you have a body, that your team has lungs, and that the wildest thing you can do on a Friday in Shanghai is line up next to strangers and try to out-suffer them in front of a crowd that's cheering for everyone.
No prep. No excuses. No "I'm not in shape" — nobody is. That's the point. Show up, grab two friends, write a team name on the whiteboard, and find out what three minutes feels like when the room is screaming for you.
Prizes: Bragging rights, video evidence your team will quote for years, and (we're working on it) something nice from the Mushanghai crew for the winners.
Bring: A team of 3. Shoes you can move in. Whatever you have left.
Leave with: A heart rate of 180, a story, and a slightly smaller ego.
🥇 Be there. June 5 · 6:00 PM · Alibaba Campus.
